Whether I'm drunk or dead I really ain't too sure

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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

myowntwoshoes:

the—blonde-assassin:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

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shaniquadontplay:

hauntedbyhumanss:

ladisputing:

hotel-nowhere:

can i do a desert road trip holla if you down

hollas

Most perfect place eva

I’ve been here it’s unbelievable and breath taking I kid you not.

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tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

sluttynuggets:

sluttynuggets:

not everything is always as it seems

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I FUCKED UP